I was at a party the other night where the men were going on and on about the ‘Whale Tail.’ Ever heard the term? It was my first introduction to it — but then again, I just learned what the ‘Money Shot’ was a few weeks ago. Do me a favor — don’t google that one — just ask a dude. Trust me.
So — the Whale Tail — is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans, shorts, or a skirt — and it just happens to resemble the shape of a whale’s tail. And the fact that men have a name for it should tell you something.
Anyway — do any of you intentionally show your underwear like this? Or even unintentionally? Aren’t you aware that your underwear is hanging out? I mean — really? I just don’t get it! I know I’m almost 40 so gone are the days of being cool — but do you really want to attract men that find it sexy? Don’t get me wrong — I’m certain all men are going to glance over — I mean, I probably would, too. But — I *really* want to know why anyone dresses with this intent.
You know — if your jeans are low rise — you can go commando or wear boy shorts and nothing hangs out. Perhaps leaving something to the imagination is a good thing — dontcha think? Or — am I simply an old fuddy duddy? You can tell me — I can take it.
PS: This is NOT me in this picture. I found it on google.