I was at a party the other night where the men were going on and on about the ‘Whale Tail.’  Ever heard the term?  It was my first introduction to it — but then again, I just learned what the ‘Money Shot’ was a few weeks ago.  Do me a favor — don’t google that one — just ask a dude.  Trust me.

So — the Whale Tail — is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans, shorts, or a skirt — and it just happens to resemble the shape of a whale’s tail.  And the fact that men have a name for it should tell you something.

Whale Tale Image

Anyway — do any of you intentionally show your underwear like this?  Or even unintentionally?  Aren’t you aware that your underwear is hanging out?  I mean — really?  I just don’t get it!  I know I’m almost 40 so gone are the days of being cool — but do you really want to attract men that find it sexy?   Don’t get me wrong — I’m certain all men are going to glance over — I mean, I probably would, too.  But — I *really* want to know why anyone dresses with this intent.

You know — if your jeans are low rise — you can go commando or wear boy shorts and nothing hangs out.  Perhaps leaving something to the imagination is a good thing — dontcha think?  Or — am I simply an old fuddy duddy?  You can tell me — I can take it.

PS:  This is NOT me in this picture.  I found it on google.

 

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